Comedy Corner is a group where you can share funny stories, a funny video, or just a good joke. We're all from the auto industry so we have pretty thick skins. Please excercise good judgement before posting. Thanks in advance; Bill Goodfriend
Location: The Car Business.
Latest Activity: Jun 19, 2016
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I have a "seasoned" sales person (chronologically challenged, aged or old if you prefer). Here lately he's been forgetting to put stock numbers on his work sheets. I said, "Dude- you've been doing this too long to forget stock numbers! What is it?"…Continue
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years…Continue
Stevie Rae Vaughn comes to after his death and sees Jimmy Hendrix up at the mic and Jimmy Morrison and Janis Joplin at the mic as back up singers and thinks " I have gone to rock and roll heaven" So then Karen Carpenter walks in and sits at the…Continue
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of ussitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode yourstomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High…Continue
Jokes of the day1) Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."3) Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm…Continue
Having been in and around the business practically since birth, I've heard quite a few good stories about how a salesperson was able to pull one over on the customer, but I feel like this one takes the cake... My good friend was a salesperson at a…Continue