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Comedy Corner

Comedy Corner is a group where you can share funny stories, a funny video, or just a good joke. We're all from the auto industry so we have pretty thick skins. Please excercise good judgement before posting. Thanks in advance; Bill Goodfriend

Location: The Car Business.
Members: 53
Latest Activity: Jun 19, 2016

Come back regularly and enjoy!!

Here is how to post to the group:

  1. Look for the discussion forum below.
  2. Look for the "+ Start Discussion" link at the end of the forum.
  3. Click it and start a discussion where you can include your "funny item."
  4. Click the "Add Discussion" button below the editor when you are ready to post it.

If you can't find the Start Discussion link I mentioned.. click the link in item #2 above.

 

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Famous Italian Song - Butchered. ; -)

Started by Bill Goodfriend Apr 3, 2012. 0 Replies

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I got robbed at QT tonight!

Started by Bill Goodfriend. Last reply by Bobby Compton Mar 29, 2012. 1 Reply

I got robbed tonight at QT. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said "Yeah, pump 6."Continue

The "Seasoned" Salesperson

Started by Brad Alexander Dec 20, 2011. 0 Replies

I have a "seasoned" sales person (chronologically challenged, aged or old if you prefer). Here lately he's been forgetting to put stock numbers on his work sheets.  I said, "Dude- you've been doing this too long to forget stock numbers! What is it?"…Continue

joke of the day

Started by Yves Fournier Oct 22, 2011. 0 Replies

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years…Continue

joke of the day from Vancouver

Started by Yves Fournier Oct 22, 2011. 0 Replies

Was on escalator-power went out and I was stuck on there for 2 hours-never again!!!

Rock and roll heaven

Started by Yves Fournier Sep 14, 2011. 0 Replies

Stevie Rae Vaughn comes to after his death and sees Jimmy Hendrix up at the mic and Jimmy Morrison and Janis Joplin at the mic as back up singers and thinks " I have gone to rock and roll heaven" So then Karen Carpenter walks in and sits at the…Continue

joke of the day

Started by Yves Fournier Sep 6, 2011. 0 Replies

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of ussitting here, years ago.  Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode yourstomach lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High…Continue

Jokes of the day

Started by Yves Fournier Sep 3, 2011. 0 Replies

Jokes of the day1) Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."3) Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm…Continue

Big fish?

Started by Ed Wilczek. Last reply by Shane Adkinson Jul 20, 2011. 1 Reply

Having been in and around the business practically since birth, I've heard quite a few good stories about how a salesperson was able to pull one over on the customer, but I feel like this one takes the cake... My good friend was a salesperson at a…Continue

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