dealerElite's Top 10 New Year's Resolutions

10)  Anyone discussing TRUECar will have their membership revoked

 9)  Profile pictures must have been taken within the last five years

 8)  For a kinder, gentler site Jim Ziegler will now be referred to as "The Omega Butterfly"

 7)  Craig Lockerd to be fully clothed in any and all videos

 6)  Bobby Compton to reveal some kind of flaw... I mean really dude there's gotta be SOMETHING!

 5)  Any video posted by Brad Alexander to be mandatory viewing and sharing by all members

 4)  No more blogs about car stuff; for 2012 bring your best insights into quantum physics

 3)  All "Grant Rants" to be done in pig-latin

 2)  Dave Anderson to begin writing bitter-angry satire

 1)  Chris Saraceno and Mike Myers turn the keys to dE over to Scott Painter that they may pursue their dream of becoming Celine Dion impersonators in Las Vegas

Hopefully a big LOL for all.  A blessed and prosperous 2012 to all.

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Comment by NANCY SIMMONS on December 29, 2011 at 2:42pm

Brad... A mammoth, huge, gigantic, enormous, collosal, massive, immense LOL!  Yes...What is it with Bobby Compton?  Do you think he might part his hair on the wrong side?  maybe???

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