Top 10 Reasons to Learn How to Professionally Interact with Women (as customers and co-workers)

10) We were all born of women, consider the pain, anguish and toil endured for you to just be here; in other words, if nothing else, do it for your mom dummy

9) You can't just buy every female customer and co-worker roses and jewelry to make up for stupid things you say like you do with your wife or girlfriend- get it right

8) Girls stopped having cooties a long time ago, it is safe to treat them as human now

7) Every woman is somebody's daughter

6) Women make up 50% of the population soooo... do the math

5) Do we REALLY have to explain this stuff in 2011? guess so

4) Yes, women do mature faster than men. This does not mean men revert back to high school immaturity every time a women is around

3) Just imagine every one is River from the movie Serenity, you'll behave much better or suffer the consequences!

2) Don't let fear dictate your behavior, MOST of them don't bite

1) They are not ALL the girl who turned you down for the prom, get over it

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Comment by Katie Colihan on May 12, 2011 at 3:51pm: Oh, this made me laugh. GREAT!

Comment by Brad Alexander on May 6, 2011 at 3:43pm: Thank you ladies!

Comment by Stephanie Young on May 6, 2011 at 1:59pm: This needs to be posted in the "Comedy Corner" group too!!! You need to get a manager and take this on the road!!! Love it!!! Made me snort and chuckle. I am so glad that I can report that I no longer have cooties to my 10 year old nephew. He will be relieved....lol.

Comment by NANCY SIMMONS on May 6, 2011 at 1:02pm: Hysterical and Perfect! Letterman...watch out...You have a contender!!!

Comment by Tamara Lischer on May 6, 2011 at 12:53pm: Brad, I thoroughly enjoyed your Top 10 List on how to professional work with women. It's a good mix of humor and life lessons.