For years, the dog has been man’s best friend. He’s got a lot of things going for him; one of the best things is his dog nose. The dog’s nose is some 50,000 times more powerful than our human noses, and has some amazing powers.
Our dogs sniff out bombs, buried earthquake survivors, skiers buried in avalanches, drugs being smuggled. Dogs have a world of smells open to them so complex; our human minds can’t even imagine the things they can perceive.
The dog nose is so sensitive, it can sniff your hand, and tell you everywhere you have ever been, and everything you have ever had to eat. If he sniffs your face, he can tell every person you have ever met, and what you think about them. Even more, not only can dogs smell into the past, but they can smell the future as well.
They can sniff where you are going for dinner tonight, and even what time you are likely to go to bed.
How is this possible? It’s because of the size of the dog’s olfactory reservoir. This organ is a virtual Labyrinth. Literally millions of scenarios and solutions. The nose of a dog is so complex as to rival even today’s most sophisticated computers, and logic predictors. Inside of every dog’s nose is a universe of complex questions and solutions. It’s like this: In a Universe of infinite size, all things are possible. Your dog’s nose has almost limitless space and places. Within his nose, all things are possible.
You may be asking now, what does this have to do with the car business? Well, I’ll tell you.
1)Trade evaluation: Our dealership dog is walked around every trade in. He sniffs every nook and cranny. He smells things like fender benders, head ons, oil changes, and even the last time you ran out of gas.
2)Hidden within the scents of a trade is not only its original value, but every occurrence that devalues that car is available with but a single sniff. Every close call, even every red light ran. In the trunk is every grocery store purchase ever carried home.
3)You may not be aware of it, but while your dog is laying there in front of the T.V. while you watch the news, he is without interruption listening to every report. Rover is quite up to date on not only automotive market trends, but the latest innovations in today’s car market.
Within your dog’s nose…Imagine a maze the size of (if you will) the Universe. Within your dog’s nose, all things are possible. Everything that can happen will, and everything that has happened did. In a space so large, ALL things are possible! Your dog-within his nose-has the ability to “Fold Space." Travel between incredibly distant places takes but a moment.
Your dog-all dogs for that matter-has the ability to sniff the solution to any question. Any question.
Your dog can:
So, here is the long and short of all this. Get a dealership dog. Everybody likes dogs, and it can only promote good friendly business. Add to that, the advantages I have outlined above, and you’ll have a winning addition to your staff. Better yet, this sales staff member will be willing to work for far less than even your lot boy.